(100% real beard)
Creator of the greatest hipster blog on the 2.0 but you probably have never heard of it.
Disclaimer:
This is not The Bob Loblaw Law Blog.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Woo..
I’m ahead, I’m a man
I’m the first mammal to have hands, yeah
I’m at peace with my lust
I can kill ‘cause in God I trust, yeah
It’s evolution, baby
I’m a beast, I’m the man
I’m the stocks on the day of the crash yeah,
On the loose, I’m a truck,
All the rolling hills, I’ll flatten ‘em out, yeah
It’s herd behavior, uh huh
It’s evolution, baby
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, he’s my clone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This land is mine, this land is free
I’ll do what I want irresponsibly
It’s evolution, baby
I’m a thief, I’m a liar
There’s my church, I sing in the choir:
(hallelujah, hallelujah)
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, admire my clones
‘Cause we know, appetite for a nightly feast
Those ignorant Indians got nothin’ on me
Nothin’, why?
Because… it’s evolution, baby!
I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now I’m higher
2010, watch it go to fire
It’s evolution, baby
It’s evolution, baby
Let’s do the evolution
Come on, come on, come on
Let me take you on a trip
Around the world and back
And you won’t have to move
You just sit still
Now let your mind do the walking
And let my body do the talking
Let me show you the world in my eyes
I’ll take you to the highest mountain
To the depths of the deepest sea
And we won’t need a map, believe me
Now let my body do the moving
And let my hands do the soothing
Let me show you the world in my eyes
That’s all there is
Nothing more than you can feel now
That’s all there is
Let me put you on a ship
On a long, long trip
Your lips close to my lips
All the islands in the ocean
All the heavens in the motion
Let me show you the world in my eyes
That’s all there is
Nothing more than you can touch now
That’s all there is
Let me show you the world in my eyes
Yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, oh yeah
Hit me
Should have been, could have been
Would have been dead
If I didn’t get a message
Goin’ thru’ my head
I am what I am
Most motherfuckers
Don’t give a damn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, I’ll be your man
Someone full of fun
Do me ‘till I’m well done
Little Bo peep
Cumin’ from my stun gun
Beware… take care
Most motherfuckers
Have a cold ass stare
Aw baby please be there
Suck my kiss cut me my share
Hit me you can’t hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me
Stick with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss
Look at me can’t you see
All I really want to be
Is free from a world
That hurts me
I need relief
Do you want me girl
To be your thief
Aw baby just for you
I’d steal anything that you want me to
K - I - S - S - I - N - G
Chicka chicka dee
Do me like a banshee
Low brow is how
Swimming in the sound
Of bow wow wow
Aw baby do me now
Do me here I do allow
Hit me you can’t hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me please dont hurt me
Stick with this
Is she gonna curtsy?
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
That mouth was made to…
Should have been, could have been
Would have been dead
If I didn’t get the message
Goin’ thru my head
I am what I am
Most motherfuckers
Don’t give a damn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, I’ll be your man
Someone full of fun
Do me ‘till I’m well done
Little Bo peep
Cummin’ from my stun gun
Beware… take care
Most motherfuckers
Have a cold ass stare
Aw baby please be there
Suck my kiss cut me my share
Hit me you can’t hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me
Stick with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
That mouth was made to suck my kiss
A little less conversation, a little more action,
All this aggravation ain’t satisfactionin’ me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby
Baby close your eyes and listen to the music
Dig to the summer breeze
It’s a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
Come along with me and put your mind at ease
Hey, A little less conversation, a little more action, please
All this aggravation ain’t satisfactionin’ me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me (Satisfy me)
Satisfy me baby (Satisfy me)
Come on baby I’m tired of talkin’
Grab your coat and let’s start walkin’
Come on, come on (Come on, come on)
Come on, come on (Come on, come on)
Come on, come on (Come on, come on)
Don’t procrastinate, don’t articulate
Girl it’s gettin’ late, you just sit and wait around
A little less conversation, a little more action, babe
All this aggravation ain’t satisfactionin’ me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby
I fly
I soar
This I adore
And then like a locomotive
The sound of your sorrow comes
I’m tired of the way that it feels
I only apologized to you to make you feel better
But I think I’ve outgrown that horsehair sweater
I’d rather be alone
You’re about as reliable as paper shoes in bad weather
But pain will roll off like water on feather
You’d fly
You’d soar
But then like a locomotive
The sound of your sorrow comes
I’m tired of the way that it feels
I only apologized to you to make you feel better
But I think I’ve outgrown that horsehair sweater
I’d rather be on my own
You’re about as reliable as paper shoes in bad weather
But pain will roll off like water on feathers